I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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