so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
