arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
His nipple licking is glorious
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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