I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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