somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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