I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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