Dual....:-)
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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