and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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