don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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