Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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