Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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