hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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