i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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