There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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