i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
so much tequila, so little girl.
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