so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Less talking, more tequila
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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