i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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