Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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