I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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