My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.