i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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