Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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