dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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