wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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