Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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