what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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