I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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