what if I'm pregnant?
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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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