my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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