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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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(831): View more from California

It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics

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(815): View more from Illinois

Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.

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(+49): View more from Germany

They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!

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(214): View more from Texas

Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.

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(631): View more from New York

I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.

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(315): View more from New York

i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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(251): View more from Alabama

Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.

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(212): View more from New York

Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.

(212): View more from New York

Mazeltov!

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