im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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