shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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