And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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