So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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