And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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