Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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