The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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