the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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