I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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