Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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