I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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