Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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