i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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