I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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