Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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