Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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