I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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