i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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