She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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