Your face is a jimmy john
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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