i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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