Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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