'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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