It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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