The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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