I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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