I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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